you don’t truly appreciate 5sos being in your timezone until they leave


walk a mile in these louboutins


look guys 5sos were in the punk section ur finally punk rock congrats


*throws shade* *misses*





do you ever just know you typed your pasword wrong but you still press the login button

its called faith

AU where Robin and Barney unexpectedly become parents. Robin’s worried this pregnancy will kill her future as a foreign correspondant, but hey! a woman’s allowed to have both a career and a family, so they take the kid with them and travel anyway. It’s not easy but Barney’s there to help (he’s writing the updated version of the Bro Code anyway, it became a great hit), and their daughter ends up speaking four languages by the time she’s five. They’d spent years worrying their respective fathers had messed them up too badly to make them good parents, but when their teenage daughter hugs them in 2030, thanking them for everything they’ve done for her, they finally understand they couldn’t have been more wrong.

"Yes, I dream of many things, she said, and the thought of your hand between my legs is just one of them. Now shut up and kiss me."

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